Global Warming fanatics stranded in Antarctica

This story, brought to my attention by a friend, is something of a... fascinating tale in the ongoing saga of Global Warming cultists vs. Harsh Reality.

No, it’s not about 404Care for once. I can only point fingers and laugh at the three people who signed up for it for so long, you know. No, this is about a bunch of hippies and “scientists” who decided to jump on a ship and sail to Antarctica to document how the actions of us Blasphemers Against the Most Holy Writ of Gore™ have turned that desolate, icy wasteland, er, pristine, natural habitat for the world’s most majestic species into a desolate… No, wait, that doesn’t work.

Aaaanyhoo… This Chris Turney character, a “climate scientist” (“high priest” is so much easier to type, you guys, and it means the exact same thing) and, coincidentally, the founder of a “clean carbon” scam called Carbonscape and thus absolutely NOT financially vested in the success of the whole Global Warming Cult Scheme, jumps on a boat with a bunch of fellow Jonestowners to go film sweating penguins spontaneously combusting in the searing heat of Antarctica or something.

And then reality intrudes on their adventure.

In the shape of 15 feet of solid ice rudely imprisoning their ship and its complement of Climate Warriors where no ice was supposed to be found. Granted, not as bad as the ninny jet skiers trying to go through the mythical Northwest Passage last year and, also granted, not quite as frozen as those poor fools surely must be by now.

So they sent for help from some fellow communists, a ChiCom icebreaker, and that one got stuck in the ice as well. A French ship also made a rescue attempt but got diverted when the captain thought he heard a penguin yell at him in German and promptly surrendered.

Currently they’re waiting to be rescued by helicopter while their ship is being covered in inch after inch of Global Warming, and I just can’t wait to find out what will happen to foil that attempt.

Irony. It just never works out well for ProgNazis, does it?

Though I thought it worth mentioning that the Australian ice breaker, Aurora Australis, has given up trying to rescue the Gorebull Wormening Cultists from themselves and their incandescent idiocy.

The Aurora Australis made it to within 10 nautical miles of the MV Akademik Shokalskiy, which is stuck in an ice field, before retreating in the face of freezing winds and snow showers.

“Adverse weather conditions have resulted in the Australian Antarctic Division vessel Aurora Australis moving back into open water this afternoon,” the Australian Maritime Safety Authority said.

Apparently the captain of the good ship Aurora Australis decided against getting trapped in “disappearing” Antarctic ice alongside Gore’s Gullible Goons.

Good for him and his crew, the vicious, hateful, science-hating “deniers”.

So now it’s down to the chopper, or we’re going to have a shipload of Goresicles in a few weeks.

Joking aside though, here's hoping those people are safely returned to shore and can file their icy findings with the Cult of Global Warming. They've got firsthand experience now.

That is all.