That's your Zodiac for todayAquarius!There's worry in the future when you find out that your spirit guides are really your grandfolks! Fill that void in your dead love life by pining after Leo every hour of every day!Pisces!Try to avoid any anger, rage is just like a virus! You are the true strength of the team, no matter what that knucklehead Aries says!Aries!The look on your face will be priceless when Leo shows the bill for damages incurred while on the job! Trade insurance info and give a big hug to Taurus, yeah!Taurus!You will never find your true center now, what'cha gonna do, cry about it? Aquarius predicts you'll wake up next to a man with a horrible spine injury!That's the Zodiac for today, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's the Zodiac for today!Gemini!Your welcoming party will be ruined once again by your bipolar disorder! Your love life will be in trouble when your girlfriend leaves and makes you kill a lotta folks.Cancer!The position of Mars suggests you should spend the week in your lab! Tr
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